Am I really doing this??

There have been far too many times that I said I would start my own blog. My personal favorite excuse is "I will start on Monday" (much like my diet). But today is the day that I am finally starting something and following through with it!  Wish I could say the same for the whole diet thing...but those of you who know me and those of you who don't will learn quickly that it is only a matter of time before I need a stiff drink (or 8) which will eventually lead me to the Jack in the Box drive thru where i will devour a cheeseburger (or 8) at 3AM. God i'm disgusting. 

This blog will basically be centered around my favorite thing... me! *but I PROMISE you it will be nothing like all of those ridiculously annoyingly 'refreshing 20-something girls' who have their shit together with their perfect boyfriend, perfect careers, perfect families, and their perfect bodies. Yup, it's definitely safe to say I have NONE of the above. Hooray! Oh yah, that's the other thing...a big portion of this whole blog thing will be me bitching and complaining (my sister thought the title of the blog should be 'bitchin' in the kitchen' --because i bitch and eat--yah i know REAL supportive) but I actually want to put a funny spin on things and make all of you laugh at how bad things can get but remember to put it all in perspective and laugh at yourself (or just laugh at me) because life is short and you've got to live it up while you can.  I dedicate this blog to my mom who always said fun was her middle name. To fun!