i hate it when wednesdays....

taking a cue from Big Boy in the morning on Power 106 (since I'm literally almost as big as he was, BEFORE he had his gastric bypass surgery)  I'm going to take this opportunity to bitch and complain about the things that people do that i hate ...

i hate it when that one guy at the Bank of America on Sunset and Vine always walks up to me EVERY wednesday when i go to deposit my check and asks me if i would like to use the ATM to make my deposit today. And EVERY wednesday I tell him, "no thank you."  Finally after the 5th time he approached me I screamed and threw up my hands saying "NO!!!  I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO A PERSON!!!!! yah he doesn't bother me anymore. 

i hate it when people snuggle and cuddle and kiss with their boyfriends in FRONT of you!!!! i'm sure this stems from my bitterness but even when i did have a boyfriend (eons ago when man first invented fire) i still was severely grossed out by PDA. it's beyond nauseating, and really makes for an awkward night out, or night in. No matter how cool you are or how hard you try to keep the conversation going smoothly you can't help but feel like the 3rd wheel. Honestly this is the WORST! ok no, the worst is when a guy talks like a baby to his girlfriend in front of you. THAT is the worst!  keep it behind closed doors people! 

i hate it when people write on their facebook status updates... "Tanya Schwied- is grateful"   it's like, THANKS! we get it. it's fantastic that you are grateful for your fabulous life, but some of us just had our cars break down for the third time this week, and we had to walk to the side of the freeway in the rain as people are rolling down their windows screaming "dumb bitch"  at you, and some of us had to look at our bank statements only to find out that we had overcharge fees for a $160 meal at a sushi place called Sumo Japanese in BURBANK, when our debit card was in our wallet the whole time!!!!  i do not need to hear that you are grateful for your life AT ALL at this point.  they have yoga classes and churches for that kind of thing. 

i hate it when people say "ohhh... you look tired."  I mean you might as well just say I look ugly! and thanks, maybe i am tired but I DO have a mirror and chances are I AM aware of how i look, and if it ain't good PROBABLY JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!